Nursing student, semi-pro napper, I take photos and play guitar for fun.

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck, via m0ving-pictures)

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ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

(via wilwheaton)

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vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

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twitterthecomic:

You say you kissed a girl?! Hot crackers, whatta scoop! Now *tips back hat w/ little sign that says “PRESS”* did you learn how they pee— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) February 7, 2013

twitterthecomic:

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twitterthecomic:


We’re here today to witness the union of two special people. The lasers we use to fuse them together are very powerful, so goggles on please
— sharon memes (@chuchugoogoo)
October 1, 2012

twitterthecomic:

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leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

(via ughcadefire)

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cubebreaker:

Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

(via mylifeishype)

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